I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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