No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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