Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
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