I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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