I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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