I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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