he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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