i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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