We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You're a waste of cheezeits
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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