Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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