dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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