I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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