i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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