did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I have aggressive nipples.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
