he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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