No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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