so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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