they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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