Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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