just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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