508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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