I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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