I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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