you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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