My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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