I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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