reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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