Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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