Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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