nutella sex= disaster
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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