oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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