Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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