So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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