Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Randomize
