Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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