Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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