I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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