i barfeds in our rink
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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