what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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