if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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