Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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