Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
ugly people sure do ruin things
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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