I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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