So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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