rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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