i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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