do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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