I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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