doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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