Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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