After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
