We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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