That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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