whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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