I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Houston, we have a squirter
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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