we're blogging at a bar
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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