For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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