Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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